You have got to watch this video…you will not be sorry. Imagine Belle from Beauty and the Beast as a gay man…
“Little town full of…queens and homos…waking up to say…hey girl!”
“A boy and a pig…this town sucks. Of a pig and a boy…that’s new.”
“Bonjour, Bernice! I love your new wig. Have you seen Donna’s new tits? Don’t they look real?”
“It’s my favorite! It’s got crack pipes and sewing. It’s like Pretty in Pink but if the dress looked good.”
This video has some of the best lines.